2 dicks and tits in cum - that's what the secretary gets the bonus for

She got me drunk, gave me a fucking blowjob and gave me a blowjob, that's how she sold me the house

Isn't she ashamed to show off like that 🍑? I'm gonna fuck her up

Meet my wife, we're gonna fuck her, and she's gonna rimmy us too

Are you fucking kidding me?! You can't take a picture of me sucking a dick! You can't show it to a guy!

Are you really gonna walk down the street with cum on your face? (yes 👀)

Security guard, how many hints can you give me - I'll give you one and go for a walk, ok? 😏

Are you kidding me? I step away for a minute, and you guys are already fucking

"Anal is not cheating!" - Trusted my stepmom, now she's got sperm in there

Imagine bringing your wife on vacation and there she is.... See for yourself! 😡

Why are you such a fucking bitch? You come in drunk and suck me off

She's drunk and asking me to fuck her. Okay, I'm not gonna say no to my sister

Listen, man, no time to talk. Your wife's drunk and she wants to cum

We fucked last night and I don't remember. Fuck me again, I want to come with you

I let mine get drunk with a friend, then they give me a double

A boyfriend? I don't need him anymore. I'm just coming with my new girlfriend

"I wish I'd never fucked you."

Got the sex epidemic virus, now she has rabies uteri 😱

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

I'm gonna fuck you right here before my wife finds out 🥵 The bartender's got me

He jammed her mouth and fucked her. Her sister's drunk, she won't tell her wife

Your girlfriend's in the bathroom, and you need sex right now, fuck me

I have a boyfriend, but I'm drunk. He won't know if you fuck me

Collector, you can't scare me with a dick, you can shove it up my ass